FREE CONCERT
TOMORROW, 3PM, 22ND AND AVE. OF THE AMERICAS
featuring the one, the only, EMBER MCLAIN

You guys are in for a treat. I found an amp and I've got a lot of new material, so I'm throwing a little street party. You'll have to bring your own whatever to drink, but you can take all the pictures you want and mosh your damn legs off. There will of course be an autograph session afterwards.

And if any of you heard that idiot Danny talking shit about my music, ignore him. (Not like that's hard to do.) Backmasking died out with Zeppelin's last good album anyway.

Listen up! I'm looking at you two, nerd boy and "Dark Hero", but this is for every last one of you losers. I said I'd find my album, and it took a while because it's still flying off the shelves, but I finally got my hands on it. I don't give a damn about the money, but if you feel too guilty about downloading music for free, oh my god, end of the damn world, I'm not gonna turn down donations.

((pretend this is a link to the whole album even though all the songs sound pretty much like this))

Get listening and get reviewing.

That's what we're living with? That's the kind of thing that people write death metal songs about.

Not that I give a damn, but what are you scrubs doing for protection? I don't want to hurt my axe.

I finally managed to find a place with a guitar. It's nothing special, but it looks nice and it's got a nice acoustic sound to it. Never used a Kelly before. It should be interesting once I get an amp. I still need to give it a good name. Kelly's too easy.

So, mindless masses: Any of you know where a girl can find a good place to live around here? Somewhere with a lot of people. Singles only. I don't do roommates.

Dipstick, since I know you're reading, you might want to get off your ass sometime.

All right, whose big idea is this? I'm fine with the portal system being out of whack, since that half-ghost's dad is always screwing with it, but taking my guitar is low.

So what city is this anyway? It looks like Manhattan, except there's not millions of fans chanting my name.

Why aren't there millions of fans chanting my name?

All right, dipsticks! If we're gonna get along, you're gonna have to learn the most important name of your lives: EMBER MCLAIN. Say it with me now.

If you have anything to say about the way I'm playing Ember, drop a comment here either anonymously or otherwise.

If you need to talk to me, here's three ways to do so:

player deltashade
email gammashade at the disco gee mail
aim eurous ventulus

If you can't get in touch with me through any of those means, feel free to leave a comment here.